Hallowe'en Party - Agatha Christie

"He very much regrets that he will not be able to join you this evening. He is in bed with a serious bout of `flu."

"He has not got `flu," said Hercule Poirot. "He has only a nasty cold. [...]"

 

LoL. That´s exactly what I´m telling my customers whenever they say that they got the flu. If they would have the flu, they wouldn´t be able to stand in front of me. So stop saying that!

 

Gosh, I love Poirot so much right now.