Lillelara

This book just gave me one of the biggest laughing fits I ever had while reading a book:

"This business has to stop," said Monsieur Grosjean. "Action must be taken. Military action. Action from the Air Force. These anarchists, these marauders, they come from every class. It must be put down."

"Control by tear gas has been fairly successful," said Poissonier dubiously. 

"Tear gas is not enough," said Monsieur Grosjean. "The same result could be got by setting students to peel bunches of onions. Tears would flow from their eyes. It need more than that."

Monsieur Poissonier said in a shocked voice:

"You are not suggesting the use of nuclear weapons?"

 

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Dun, dun, dunnnn ..... Hahahaha! This is so ridiculous.